I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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