16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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