Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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