I am puke
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
