Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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