I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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