look no pants
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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