We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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