i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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