I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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