I CAN MOONWALK!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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