Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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