People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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