And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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