Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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