I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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