My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
How naked do you want me to be?
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