i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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