how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just pee around me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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