doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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