Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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