how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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