So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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