I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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