dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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