Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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