that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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