so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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