My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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