Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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