THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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