thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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