yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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