2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Let's get the cat blown out
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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