Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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