He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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