But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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