: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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