i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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