She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
