the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i think my tv is drunk
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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