I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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