susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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