So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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