If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
please come you make the beer taste better
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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