Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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