she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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