There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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