Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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