I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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