I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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