i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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