So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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