So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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