This girl is more easily done than said...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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