I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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